He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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