we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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