mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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