I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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