worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Shame is for Republicans.
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