is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
