some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I look excited, but its just a facade.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
