question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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