Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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