My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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