Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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