I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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