ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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