so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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