The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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