awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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