where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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