he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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