Your face is a jimmy john
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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