Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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