did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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