I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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