I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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