her vagine was all disorganized.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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