Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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