i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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