How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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