Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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