I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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