Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
