there's paper in my vomit.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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