Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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