Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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