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• (619): View more from California

  let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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  bad news

  (205): View more from Alabama

  The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.

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• (661): View more from California

  His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  omg. MEgabus. stoned.

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Theres these two guys talking.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Slow dancing with the chandelier.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I just snorted sandwich everywhere.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope it smells nice :)

  (440): View more from Ohio

  IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻‍♀️

  (417): View more from Missouri

  I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...

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