i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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