I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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