Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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