how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Betty ford says i'm here all night
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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