I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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