It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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