I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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