There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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