That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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