nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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