who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We have so much sex to catch up on
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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