is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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