Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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