On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm at about main and main street
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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