I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Randomize
