what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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