are you so shy because you have an std?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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