can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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