how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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