To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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