Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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