Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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