i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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